how dare you enjoy yourself! don’t you know that there are starving children out there? that there’s a war on halfway across the world? that the economy is in shambles? WHY AREN’T YOU CONSTANTLY PLAGUED BY THIS, UNABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE? HOW DARE YOU BREATHE AIR WHEN, UH, WHEN THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BREATHABLE AIR ON MARS?
(but really, that’s some dangerous thinking, if it can be called that at all).
Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together


