
me arriving at the gates of hell
Source: dyinglolita
Via: standintherain6
elderly people are great because they tell me that i’m pretty when i look like the lovechild of death and the plague
another great thing is that they all have names like “evelyn” or “vera” or “sylvia.” i’ve never met someone over the age of 70 called “megan.”

hello police somebody i don’t like is “liking” and reblogging my posts to a public networking site
yes i’d like interpol on this too


i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live